Nancy Drake

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  When do we become Mature?

  by whyamihere in

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  ok i was at the doctors office with my son and is hernia problem.

  well as the dr was telling me that he needed surgery and was trying to explain what he was going to do and how it will be done just so i would know what going on with my kid.

  as i sit there and he is explaining things to me he uses the word "gonad"!

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  Brooke!!!!!

  First of all, I am sorry about your son. But, God, that was funny.

  I can't seem to mature, either. Also, I'm sorta a perv, so I always hear innuendos in the most innocent comments.

  This girl at work was talking to me seriously about how she has eczema and she has to put this stuff on it to treat it. And I'm sitting there trying to listen sympathetically cuz I guess she was in a lot of pain. So then she says, "I just hate the feeling of having cream all over my body." My face turned red and I started choking, and I couldn't even stop myself from laughing. She seemed kinda pissed so I tried my best to compose myself. Then she says, talking about the eczema, "At least I don't have it all over my face like some people." And I just started to giggle like Butthead. "huh huh, huh huh..."
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  What is Mankind's Greatest Mystery?

  by Blueblades in

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  is it the mind / body riddle?

  or, the material brain / and consciousness.

  what to you is mankind's greatest mystery?.

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  Why can't I stop having Bob Saget fantasies?
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  Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

  by Nancy Drake in

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  i didn't know this was coming out!.

  finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

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  Obiwan,

  Roger was, how do you say, SPECIAL!

  But just special enough to be annoying.
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  Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

  by Nancy Drake in

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  i didn't know this was coming out!.

  finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

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  BTW, Brooke,

  Is he still in high school. I remember he was like 27 and still a senior.
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  Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

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  i didn't know this was coming out!.

  finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

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  Nancy,

  That is so funny! I have not watched the Simpsons since I was a kid. Remember Roger? Meowwwww!!!!? If you do I remember once in school he came up to me and asked me if .....I like the Simpson's? I told him yes I did. He told me they were bad and vulgar and if I would like to join him in a protest against the Simpsons. He is so crazy! He walks around at night and happens to pass my house on his walks. He is sooooo weird! When I do see him I run in the house with the kids!

  Brooke WI

  AHHHH, I forgot about him! He probably didn't like the Simpsons because he hated Clinton and loved Bush senior, and Bush senior said that thing about the Simpsons, so that's probably why. See, Roger is your best case against Republicans. Love you, Brooke!!!
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  I Love It When The Words Are Wrong..

  by Englishman in

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  2. friends

  my old boss was forever going on about us being careful "not to set any presidents".. hl's friend's ex-hubby needs some surgery on his knee to have "his cartridge removed".

  she's signed an affy-david as part of the divorce process.

  meanwhile he spends his time in night clubs watching the cadbury.. jenny, the pub's landlady, took the quiz a couple of weeks back and questioned us about "far from the maddening crowd".

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  my mom used to say POO-berty instead of Pew-berty when saying Puberty.

  It was annoying enough for her to talk about it, but if you can't freakin' pronounce it, just say adolescence. jeesh!
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  Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

  by Nancy Drake in

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  i didn't know this was coming out!.

  finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

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  Where at? All I could find @ Best Buy on 76th was Seasons 1-3.

  So funny! This is where I did some of my Christmas shopping!
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  Simpsons Season 5 Coming Out Tomorrow!

  by Nancy Drake in

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  i didn't know this was coming out!.

  finally figured out what i'm getting myself for christmas!

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  I didn't know this was coming out!

  Finally figured out what I'm getting MYSELF for Christmas!
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  Uh oh, we got caught

  by Mulan in

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  we are so busted.

  i learned tonight, from my source, that someon saw our christmas tree and reported it to the elders.. rats, our days of anonymity are likely almost over.

  starting tuesday, the local congregation has the circuit and the district overseer, before their ca next weekend.

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  D'OH!

  ((((Mulan))))
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  CHRISTMAS DAY FIELD SERVICE

  by vitty in

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  did you ever go out on the service christmas day.

  i always refused to, i mean even sinners deserved a day off from us calling.lol seriously i was too embarressed to.

  my husband got "forced" one year and said never again.

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  The best thing about going door to door on Christmas was when we had particularly insulting Watchtowers with titles like, "Should You Believe in Christmas?"

  Also, what a bummer to go door to door when all the usual break meeting places are closed.